Sales Tweet #302 The Boss says his sales guys have minds like concrete... sand, pebbles, and stones…all mixed up.

 

When it comes to his opinion of the sales guys, it seems The Boss’ mind is permanently set. He doesn’t mean the sales guys are hard-headed…just block-headed. The Boss reinforces his point with a question - what can we be expected to construct with such building blocks?

Sales Tweet #301 Mr. Kaye, “Ernest, I’d tell you the joke about the unstamped letter but I know you wouldn’t get it”.

 

So Ernest Seller responds, “Don’t bother…I will tell you a mailman joke…it goes like this: A mailman is bitten by a dog. He goes back to the post office. He tells his boss a dog bit his leg. His boss asks, “Did you put anything on it?” The mailman says, “No boss - I hurt too much to chase it!”

Sales Tweet #300 Mr. Kaye said Ernest Seller understands the basic facts; he just comes to the wrong confusions.

 

You remember Ernest's #1 client, Mr. Kaye…and you remember Mr. Kaye tries to take advantage of our friend Ernest…here's another example...Mr. Kaye keeps a list of questions in his desk and springs them on Ernest when he thinks Ernest is about to ask for the order. Here's the sort of question he asks: "Now Ernest...My butcher is five foot ten. What does he weigh?"