Ernest Seller

The Thinking Behind The Tweet Not sure why we celebrate boxing every year on December 26 th ...anyhow...it always reminds me of when Ernest Seller was a kid…

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The Thinking Behind the Tweet You got it - Ernest Seller is a bit cheap! When he was a boy, Ernest believed Santa Claus snuck into his house using the…

You know Ernest Seller loves sales! But…if you ask Ernest Seller to choose between selling and fishing…the next thing you know he will be dressed like this…

Ernest Seller stopped to shop for some new white shoes after lunch. So, he was 20 minutes late getting back to the office. With all that excitement and…

Here’s Ernest Seller getting ready for work. As you can see, Ernest is a handsome fellow, with a flair for excellent-looking sales apparel. When it comes to…

The New Guy heard Ernest Seller mention ‘cold calls’ and that made him real curious. Unfortunately, Ernest was busy and didn’t have time to explain. So, The…

Ernest Seller loves sales. He is always ready, willing, and able to take orders….except, of course, from ‘The Boss’. Ernest Seller loves sales so much he…

Not too long ago, on his way to an afternoon of fishing, Ernest Seller brought his faithful dog Commission to visit the folks at the office. As Ernest left…

Ernest Seller took one of those positive thinking courses and he learned sales people should never use the word BUT…instead of the word BUT, they should use…

Ernest Seller dreamt he, Don Trodden, and The Boss found a lamp containing one of those genies. Each got one wish. Ernest wished he could be fishing with his…

This is The New Guy. He’s a bit green. The other day The Boss was a little annoyed with The New Guy and he said, “I don’t know what your problem is but I bet…

This is Ernest Seller’s boss. His name is ‘The Boss’. Nobody at the office remembers his real name…and he prefers it that way. Ahh terrific…a New Year! And…

Sometimes Ernest Seller responds to make-or-break situations by making errors & breaking rules. — a Thought Post by Rick Baker, 2014.

Thought Tweet #638 Ernest Seller's barber is an ex-boxer. Ernest is at the barber shop with him now...about to get an uppercut. The Thinking Behind The Tweet…

Thought Tweet #636 Last Christmas, two snowmen were chatting in Ernest Seller's front yard. One said, " You're right…I smell carrots too !"

Thought Tweet #635 Aside from Ernest Seller, who has blue suede shoes and makes Christmas toys? [Santa's little Elvis.]

Thought Tweet #634 Ernest Seller's boss joked about bilking the snowman in the meadow. Now, the snowman is giving him the cold shoulder.

Thought Tweet #633 Ernest Seller wants his kids to believe in Santa Claus…he wants his wife not to. The Thinking Behind the Tweet You got it - Ernest Seller…

Thought Tweet #627 The Boss is trying to figure out the best ways to kill ideas. About Ernest Seller and The Boss. The Thinking Behind the Tweet So far, The…

Sales Tweet #314 Then The Boss just snapped…“Don Trodden, this is the perfect time for you to become a missing person”. The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet…

Sales Tweet #299 "If a man makes himself a worm, he must not complain when trodden upon." Immanuel Kant The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet Don Trodden and…

Sales Tweet #294 "If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it." Charles F. Kettering The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet…

Sales Tweet #289 The Boss had a horrible nightmare last night. The Boss was in San Francisco and the earth began to shake. The Thinking Behind the Sales…

Sales Tweet #284 Sales by Wandering Around…that's one of the ways Ernest Seller prospects The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet Some time ago, Management by…

Sales Tweet #280 If your girlfriend laughs at your tie, don't take it personally. Find another tie or find another girlfriend. The Thinking Behind the Sales…

Sales Tweet #265 The Boss was having a really tough day. He called the local Urologist and was put on hold. The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet And, wouldn’t…