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Make meetings so laborious people choose to do the work between them over discussing the not-done work during them.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Well...it's just a thought.
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When the status quo is getting you down, take your finger off the limbo switch!
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Don't bend over backwards, holding on to the status quo.
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Doing Work: for most people, working & creating a thing brings more satisfaction than receiving that thing without effort.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet This explains why I'm so fond of my hamburgers and building my own gardens.
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If you feel you don't have time - Listen to someone. See how slowly time moves?
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Oh...I see...how silly of me...I should have known you are too busy to listen. I should have noticed your inability to make eye…
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On Incompetence Road: we stumble over people and processes; we get bogged down in problems' potholes and ruts.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet 1. There are lots of potholes where I drive and I listen to self-help CDs while I am driving. 2. Business Contains Only 3…
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If you want to teach people how to drink water, don't stuff garden hoses down their throats.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Good things come in small packages. Good education comes in small packages. If you want to teach people how to drink water…
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The thicker the explanation, the less absorbent the message. It's like a paper-towel paradox.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet If it don't make sense and the explanations that follow make even less sense... methinks the person doth protest too much …
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In pre-historic times people who didn't listen got eaten...now they are able to roam the streets and work in offices.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Could it be 21 st Century predators are a forgiving lot of creatures? Could it be Darwin was wrong? ...survival of the fittest…
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The only reason you are not a donkey is that your mother and father were not donkeys.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet 1. " The only reason you are not a rattlesnake is that your mother and father were not rattlesnakes . " Dale Carnegie, ' How to…
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A coach transports people to where they want to go.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet That applies to sports stars. It also applies to people on a nice vacation. Sometimes it applies in business...
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Don't put off to tomorrow what you can do some day.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet That's procrastinationisticism at its best.
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Sycophants & lickspittles: friends in need serving egos in need.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet A couple of funny English words for funny roles.
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How do people who are too busy find time to (1) share their problems with others & (2) watch Reality TV?
The Thinking Behind The Tweet When 2 pet peeves collide... (1) People ain't too busy - they just brainwash themselves that way. (2) Reality TV just ain't …
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Misery enjoys company...but it makes a lousy dance partner.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet A parody of Wisdom of the Ages wrapped in a tribute to Nietzsche's Zarathustra.
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You are not paranoid - people ARE watching you.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet They are watching what you do. They have little ability to understand what you are thinking. Regardless, they are watching what…
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Good risk managers are allergic to mediocre leaders [and vice-versa].
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Behind every great leader there is a great risk manager. It has always been that way. Now, more than ever risk management is an…
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You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear...but you can make a doggie treat...& maybe you can make a porcine purse.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Don't try to fit square talent pegs into round tasks. Don't burn up your energy battling weakness after weakness. Play to your…
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When you display worry people get nervous. (Wow - Who'd have seen that coming!)
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Let's face it...some of us are natural-born worriers. When worry hits us we would do better if it wasn't for that body-language…
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They call them TV programs because they program your mind. But...why do they call those things Reality Shows?
The Thinking Behind The Tweet We should program our minds with a better reality.
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Life's too short to beat the laughter out of me!
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Psychologists claim people, in general, laugh less as they age. As toddlers we laugh regularly. After that, we laugh less and…
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I'm so glad you mentioned that because I have some important things about me to share with you.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Sometimes we have such amazing things to share with other people we simply miss the fact they are trying to do the same. When…
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The Layman's mindfulness: use more noggin, do less sloggin'.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Mind your Behaviour: use a little more brain, cause a lot less pain.
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Misery enjoys company...as long as that company is in agreement...Misery is selective.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Misery enjoys similarly-afflicted company.
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Delegation is like walking a tightrope: a slip-up can bring you down and failure to step gets you nowhere.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Take Delegation seriously. It is really important to do it and to allow yourself and your people to learn from errors.
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Grow your business by (A) Watching more Reality TV...say those alligator hunters or (B) Learning how to make changes.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet I suppose I have a bit of a problem with Reality TV. It seems to me all the episodes about alligator hunters, child models…
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Go miniature or go home...or do both...and add Maker-thinking to your business strategy.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Go miniature : Take Baby Steps of change; take small chances & test for success; fail small & frequently; check out the book…
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Learn how Honey Boo Boo and the guys in those storage closets can help your business. see The Thinking Behind The Tweet.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Of course, they can't help your business ... but don't let that dissuade you from filling in time watching them between all…
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The U.S high school system has the lowest rating of G8 countries - on the bright side: they got Duck Dynasty.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Most business people spend more time watching 'Reality TV' than they spend educating themselves on how to do better business…
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I want to witness great business music... not just tooting of horns, let alone too much start-up cacophony.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet And, I have no intention of settling for less. That may mean some new musicians - we must know where to find some good ones…
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Some folks are so brutal in front of faces they don't have to repeat themselves behind backs.
The Thinking Behind The Tweet Constructive Criticism Is An Oxymoron. When toxic people succeed in work environments that success is always short-lived...and…