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Just the other day, we heard a fellow bragging that he never boasts.
The Thinking Behind the Tweet We tend to judge others more harshly than we judge ourselves.
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More ancient sales advice: when not able to move ahead, kick self in behind.
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet If [like me] you have less-than-perfect knees then you may have to ask a friend to do the kicking for you…wouldn’t want…
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Ancient sales advice: salesperson better to wear out soles of shoes than seat of pants.
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet This has been paraphrased. The original version, I believe translated from Greek around the time of Plato, was: “When a…
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Go out on a limb. That’s a good way to find some fruit.
The Thinking Behind the Tweet The worst that can happen is you may be left out there hanging once in a while. If that happens…do some chin-ups. No point…
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People are talking...obviously it's nonsense...so you begin to speak.
The Thinking Behind the Tweet Eckhart Tolle said something like that in one of his 'retreats'. People laughed. They laughed because they recognized that’s…
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Thought Tweet #999.9
Thought Tweet #999.9 Overheard at the Placebo Plant..." Listen up Boss, I've got this great new product idea. " The Thinking Behind The Tweet How would one…
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Thought Tweet #997
Thought Tweet #997 Make meetings so laborious people choose to do the work between them over discussing the not-done work during them. The Thinking Behind…
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Thought Tweet #995
Thought Tweet #995 Once upon a time there were no walls. People must have beat their heads against something else. The Thinking Behind The Tweet When you are…
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Thought Tweet #993
Thought Tweet #993 When the status quo is getting you down, take your finger off the limbo switch ! The Thinking Behind The Tweet Don't bend over backwards…
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Thought Tweet #992
Thought Tweet #992 Note to Self: Today I will not jump to any obtusions. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Justification: really, I won't be giving up anything…
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Thought Tweet #990
Thought Tweet #990 When they are messing on the floor, sometimes you just gotta put down your newspaper. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Only a Baker's Dozen…
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Thought Tweet #989
Thought Tweet #989 Only tiny creatures perceive molehills as mountains. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Moles are small creatures and they make small hills. If…
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Thought Tweet #976
Thought Tweet #976 Catcheth thou when thou doth protest too much. The Thinking Behind The Tweet There's a good reason why Shakespeare put that " doth protest…
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Thought Tweet #971
Thought Tweet #971 Doing Work: for most people, working & creating a thing brings more satisfaction than receiving that thing without effort. The Thinking…
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Thought Tweet #969
Thought Tweet #969 If you feel you don't have time - Listen to someone. See how slowly time moves? The Thinking Behind The Tweet Oh...I see...how silly of…
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Thought Tweet #967
Thought Tweet #967 Time management tip: file files. Their name lets us know what we are supposed to do with them. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Well...that…
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Thought Tweet #965
Thought Tweet #965 On Incompetence Road: we stumble over people and processes; we get bogged down in problems' potholes and ruts. The Thinking Behind The…
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Thought Tweet #948
Thought Tweet #948 If you want to teach people how to drink water, don't stuff garden hoses down their throats. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Good things…
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Thought Tweet #946
Thought Tweet #946 Small stuff is like a sponge. If you sweat over it long enough it becomes so big & heavy it drags you under. The Thinking Behind The Tweet…
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Thought Tweet #941
Thought Tweet #941 Trust your gut feel...after all, the fast food industry trusts your gut feel. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Sometimes your gut feel gets…
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Thought Tweet #939
Thought Tweet #939 Sometimes it only takes a little prick to burst your bubble. The Thinking Behind The Tweet Criticism, especially pointy little pieces of…
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Thought Tweet #923
Thought Tweet #923 Talking Russian Roulette: shooting off your mouth, ignorant of what your brain has placed in the cylinder behind your muzzle. The Thinking…
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Thought Tweet #913
Thought Tweet #913 The more you squeeze their heads in the vice the less clearly they think. The Thinking Behind The Tweet While a little pressure may go a…
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Thought Tweet #912
Thought Tweet #912 The thicker the explanation, the less absorbent the message. It's like a paper-towel paradox. The Thinking Behind The Tweet If it don't…
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Thought Tweet #893
Thought Tweet #893 Why did Evolution deny human ears the privilege of showing us when they are actually operating? The Thinking Behind The Tweet Our eyes…
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Thought Tweet #874
Thought Tweet #874 So you have a mind like a steel trap do you…then you will know intelligent life forms choose to avoid traps. The Thinking Behind The Tweet…
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Thought Tweet #871
Thought Tweet #871 In pre-historic times people who didn't listen got eaten...now they are able to roam the streets and work in offices. The Thinking Behind…
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Thought Tweet #866
Thought Tweet #866 The only reason you are not a donkey is that your mother and father were not donkeys. The Thinking Behind The Tweet " The only reason you…
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Thought Tweet #862.5
Thought Tweet #862.5 A coach transports people to where they want to go. The Thinking Behind The Tweet That applies to sports stars. It also applies to…
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Thought Tweet #861.5
Thought Tweet #861.5 Don't put off to tomorrow what you can do some day. The Thinking Behind The Tweet That's procrastinationisticism at its best.