You too can be too busy.
All you need to do is brainwash yourself.
Keep repeating: "I'm too busy, I'm too busy, I'm too busy".
Neuroscience advancements in the area of neuroplasticity confirm this simple repetition of "I'm too busy, I'm too busy, I'm too busy" will really help you self-brainwash. With science supporting your efforts, indeed, you can experience the realities of an I'm-too-busy life.
So - while you still have some time - get at it.
Don't just give it a little lip service. Dig deep. Repeat, repeat, repeat: "I'm too busy, I'm too busy, I'm too busy".
Don't be shy. Crank up the volume as you share your message with anyone who will listen.
And, there is even more good news. If you want to hasten the onslaught of an altogether I'm-too-busy life, lace your repetitions with powerful emotions...like fear and anxiety. That will ensure you enjoy the full power of self-talk, also known as autosuggestion.
Simply put, the key to becoming too busy is: voice loud, emotional, and repeated proclamations of "I'm too busy, I'm too busy, I'm too busy".
I am confident you will put this I'm-too-busy strategy to good use.
Good luck with it.