by Rick Baker
On May 17, 2020
The Thinking Behind The Tweet
Moles are small creatures and they make small hills.
If you perceive a molehill to be a mountain then you must be much smaller than a mole...you must be a tiny creature indeed.
by Rick Baker
On May 16, 2020
The Thinking Behind The Tweet
Justification: really, I won't be giving up anything of value; nobody will miss my obtusions.
by Rick Baker
On May 14, 2020
The Thinking Behind The Tweet
Expanding on the good work of Thought Tweet #718...
When people don't 'get us' [or 'get it'] we could clone-spray them. Then we would not have to waste a bunch of time repeating and repeating ourselves until they finally understand us. We wouldn't have to raise our voices to help them think more clearly. Similarly, they could clone spray us before they tried to tell us stuff...and we would finally be able to understand what they keep repeating.
That's So Obvious!
Wait a second. There could be some complications...some contraindications...nasty side-effects. We could end up with Wild-West style shootouts where the fastest draw becomes the winner of every communication. Or, sneak-up-and-spray pre-emptive strikes. And what about hired gun clone-sprayers.
Damn...maybe clone spray isn't such a good idea after all.