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“The Silent Fish Whistle” - an Ernest Seller episode

by Rick Baker
On Mar 6, 2015

You know Ernest Seller loves sales!

But…if you ask Ernest Seller to choose between selling and fishing…the next thing you know he will be dressed like this.

Last summer Ernest took some time off work to buy and test a high-pitched whistle…the Silent Fish Whistle…the newest fishing gizmo…guaranteed to help him catch the really big fish.

It worked! Ernest caught some monster fish. But he had to stop using the Silent Fish Whistle because for some strange reason his faithful dog, Commission, refused to get into the car to go fishing with him.

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“The Boss was Stewing” - an Ernest Seller episode

by Rick Baker
On Feb 27, 2015

Ernest Seller stopped to shop for some new white shoes after lunch. So, he was 20 minutes late getting back to the office. With all that excitement and rushing around, Ernest forgot he was to meet with The Boss.

The Boss was pacing, steaming and stewing. Then he saw Ernest sitting back, with feet up. That’s when The Boss blew his top, yelling...

“Ernest Seller – come with me. We need to have a little tête-a-tête!”

Ernest replied, "No thanks, Boss, I just had a big lunch…besides that Boss, you know I'm a meat and potatoes guy".

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"Mr. Kaye’s Coffee" - an Ernest Seller episode

by Rick Baker
On Feb 20, 2015

Here’s Ernest Seller getting ready for work.

As you can see, Ernest is a handsome fellow, with a flair for excellent-looking sales apparel. When it comes to sales, Ernest’s favourite colour is plaid.

This is Mr. Kaye. He is Ernest’s #1 Client.

These 2 fellows have a great relationship. Mr. Kaye really looks forward to Ernest’s visits. The visits give Mr. Kaye a chance to hone his buying skills.

When they first met, Ernest asked Mr. Kaye how he liked his coffee.

Mr. Kaye replied, “Alone”.

[Mr. Kaye always has his mug ready for Ernest.]