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Sales Tweet #205

by Rick Baker
On Apr 29, 2011
Sales Tweet #205 The Boss told Ernest not to let his mind wander...it's far too small to be let out on its own.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Yes - The Boss is quite a character. But, like the rest of us, The Boss has worries…just the other night he said to his wife, "I think I have been secretly placed in a managerial experiment and Ernest Seller is the placebo".

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Sales Tweet #204

by Rick Baker
On Apr 28, 2011
Sales Tweet #204 When The Boss saw Ernest Seller's shirt untucked he asked if the aliens forgot to redress him.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Yes - The Boss is quite a character. In a recent meeting of his sales team he said "Next year's number one goal is to remove the deadwood in my department"…Half of the sales team left the meeting thinking The Boss had announced his early retirement…Ernest didn’t know what to make of it....Ernest made a mental note to follow up with The Boss at the next meeting.

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Sales Tweet #203

by Cecil Hayes
On Apr 27, 2011
Sales Tweet #203 The Boss to Ernest Seller: "I think you've been working with glue too much."
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Yes - The Boss is quite a character. The sad thing is, he said that during one of Ernest's performance reviews. When The Boss does Ernest's performance reviews…well, that’s The Boss's favourite work experience. He finds the experience so thrilling he reviews Ernest's performance at least once each month.

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Sales Tweet #202

by Rick Baker
On Apr 26, 2011
Sales Tweet #202 The Boss to Ernest Seller: I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Yes - The Boss is quite a character. Here's an example. When he is on a crowded elevator he makes a production of opening his briefcase just a crack and saying, "Got enough air in there?"

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Sales Tweet #201

by Rick Baker
On Apr 25, 2011
Sales Tweet #201 Ernest Seller wonders if computers will ever laugh at The Boss's jokes.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
The Boss is quite a character. He knows a sense of humour can help people overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with unexpected problems, and smile through the unbearable. That's why he uses his sense of humour whenever Ernest is around.

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Sales Tweet #200

by Rick Baker
On Apr 22, 2011
Sales Tweet #200 The other day favourite client Mr. Kaye asked Ernest Seller, “If I throw a stick, will you leave?”
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
That Mr. Kaye is always making wise cracks at Ernest. But, deep down, Mr. Kaye knows he can not teach an old dog new tricks. For example, Ernest thought the ‘chasing stick’ comment was funny. So he responded by asking Mr. Kaye, “What did the dog get when he multiplied 4 by 7?” Mr. Kaye said, “I don’t know, what did the dog get when he multiplied 4 by 7?” Ernest replied, “The wrong answer”.

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