by Rick Baker
On Aug 23, 2011
Sales Tweet #287 At last week’s sales meeting, The Boss had a Freudian slip…
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
The Boss said to Ernest Seller, "Ernest, you just gotta face the facts". What he meant to say was, "Ernest, you just gotta face a firing squad". I guess The Boss is under a lot of stress again.
by Rick Baker
On Aug 22, 2011
Sales Tweet #286 Ernest Seller's faithful dog, Commission, had a run in with another dog.
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Don't fret...Ernest's Commission wasn't injured in any way. Here's the nutshell version: Ernest and Commission were going for a walk around the neighbourhood and the saw another fellow and his dog coming toward them. The hairs on Commission's sleek back stood on end and Commission began one of those deep growls...like a lion makes in the wild...except not so resonant...and not so loud...and...more dog-like...anyway, Commission growled and Ernest was very surprised. This had never happened before. As the two men and two dogs came together, Commission was near hysteria and the other dog was in a similar state. Ernest told the other fellow he had never seen his dog react to another dog that way before. The other man replied, "Same here. My dog, Discount, is usually very friendly with other dogs".
by Rick Baker
On Aug 19, 2011
Sales Tweet #285 Ernest Seller's faithful dog, Commission, is a bit of a rainmaker.
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
It all started at obedience school. When Ernest said, "Come Commission", the little dog came. It was as if the dog was gifted and the man-and-his-dog combination was meant to be. It's things like this that cause people to say Ernest Seller leads a charmed life. Since those early days, when Ernest and Commission developed a special relationship, Commission has played in important role in Ernest Seller's life. Obviously, there's much more to this story.