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Sales Tweet #188

by Rick Baker
On Apr 6, 2011
Sales Tweet #188 On his first day of school, Ernest Seller's parents dropped him off at the wrong nursery….and
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
The visitors to that nursery were so charmed by little Ernest…the sales of shrubs and potted plants doubled that day. And, ernest has been fascinated by flowers and gardens ever since.

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Sales Tweet #185

by Rick Baker
On Apr 1, 2011
Sales Tweet #185 Ernest Seller is in a really bad mood today. He forgot to buy himself a birthday gift.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Our favourite salesman, Ernest Seller, was born on this day in 1963. That very day the ‘classic’ soap opera "General Hospital" soap opera debuted on television. Actually, Ernest’s saint-of-a-Mom would have had Ernest at General Hospital if she wasn’t so busy watching the soap opera on her new TV…but that’s another story…for a different day when all of us have more time. Note: I think General Hospital holds the record for soap opera ‘longevity’…much like Ernest Seller holds the record for soap opera sales.

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Sales Tweet #181

by Rick Baker
On Mar 28, 2011
Sales Tweet #181 Mr Kaye says Ernest Seller has a heart of gold – just like a hard-boiled egg…then Mr Kaye goes on…
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
…then Mr Kaye goes on to make it clear he has a severe case of yolk intolerance. But none of this phases Ernest in the slightest. He knows My Kaye has a bizarre sense of humour. You got to learn to like quirky folks when they are your #1 Client.

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Sales Tweet #180

by Rick Baker
On Mar 25, 2011
Sales Tweet #180 Ernest Seller can sell. Last week he persuaded his wife she is too young to own a Rolex.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Ernest Seller is such a smooth-talker. And his saint of a wife must be sooo patient.

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Sales Tweet #178

by Rick Baker
On Mar 23, 2011
Sales Tweet #178 Ernest Seller just bought an awesome alarm clock: it doesn’t ring, it applauds.
 
The Thinking Behind the Sales Tweet
Ernest Seller is one of the few adults who really, really, really, really likes Pee Wee Herman. Like Pee Wee, Ernest keeps his eyes open for cool household tools…and cool clothes. When Ernest saw the applauding alarm clock he could not believe his good fortune. [a gift to self that keeps on giving]

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Sales Tweet #176

by Rick Baker
On Mar 21, 2011
Sales Tweet #176 Ernest knows all the right answers...if only his Clients asked the right questions.
 
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That's one of the reasons Ernest wears those white patent leather shoes. Why, he is halfway to dancing every time he looks down at those shoes. So, nobody can say, "Ernest isn't quick on his feet".

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